Impersonator

Hi all,

Just received news that someone is impersonating me on MSN Messenger. Apparently, this fella ripped some of my pics off Friendster, and went around irritating my students, claiming that he/she is me... (lonelii_joker@hotmail.com... I think)

Well... I dunno what kind of kick... Erm, or ick he/she gets out of impersonating me, but...

To: Weird Creep Impersonator

Re: Get a Life!!!

A word of advice... Get a life. I know you admire success. As in, friends, family, career, character, looks, personality, charm, etc... Get some of your own, will ya? Don't rip off others and be what you are not.

If that brain of yours is not left under the toilet seat somewhere, or accidently disposed off down the chute, or even smeared when someone wiped it off their backside, I guess you should have some gray matter left to do something more constructive with your life? Ja?

Stop irritating my kids. They need to get their brains in gear, concentrating on their studies so that they have a future. Not spend time on the net, chatting with a juvenile non-entity/ parasite without a life who needs a dictionary to even understand most of the words written here.

Signing off...

P.S. If you need advice on how to get a life, feel free to drop me a mail.

************************************************************************************

Sigh, now that this is out of the way... Back to marking... Sob sob... :-p

I Went Out With 2 Air Stewardesses Last Night

Yes.

You've got that right.

Not one, but two.

One recently ex-stewardess, and one soon-to-be ex air-stewardess actually.

Anyway, I was rather bored last week. I mean, its exams, and that means marking. Lots and Lots of marking. Feeling bored, I called my friend, an air-stewardess, or, more precisely, an ex-air stewardess. We arranged dinner on Sunday. Tea actually, but it dragged (I was late... Stupid 854), so we had dinner instead.

We went for mass after that (her religion, I tagged along for fun), and met a friend of hers there.

So now that we are 3, we went to Chomp Chomp, had drinks & ice-cream, and talked about the world in general till 10.

After the outing, I've came to a few conclusions.

One: Pretty women are still women. They are insecure.

Two: They need affirmation from men. Even ugly ones.

Three: Working life is funny. So long we look at it from the right frame of mind.

Four: There are jerks every where we look. Time to change our glasses.

Five: The younger generation is getting rude, lacking basic manners and courtesy.

Six: We need to become jerks and bitches to knock some basic manners into them.

Seven: Everyone needs a holiday.

Eight: Money is very important.

Nine: And so on, and so forth (Ok, ok, so I lied, 9 points is more than just a FEW, so what? Live with it! :p)

Anyway, I realised that I needed this break more than they do. I am made so tired by the constant stress at work. So much so I have absorbed it, shouldered it, and adjusted to it for so long that without a restful interlude for comparison, I have not realised how much I have changed. And in this change, lost some of the principles I've held so dear.

I believe I've made the right decision. It is time to break out of this situation so I do not bury who I am under what life wants me to become.